heads will roll.

i think i was made to testify.

i was on the stand today for the first time in this country. i've done this before a few times in the other country. will you swear on the bible? will you tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? state your name and position for the record.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd go.

WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH.

the poor lawyer. i don't think he knew what hit him. hello, you've just been haylified. it happens sometimes. i know how to own this, and i know exactly where you're going before you even know where you're going, buddy. remember when i wrote, i will slice through the bullshit and reel you into what's really go on? yeah. there was some of that this morning. try as you may, but i've got other plans.

don't put words in my mouth as i will throw it back in your face. i'm standing by what i wrote and what i recommend.

and, he was just doing his job.

*****

i'm not really that scary. i just present really, really well. being a bit of a smart ass helps too. thanks, mom. now i can get outta this pencil skirt.