an idiot. aboard. part one.

i can identify with karl on some level. mind you...it's a very small level. and, just for the record, i am killing myself over here. allow me to enlighten you. ricky and steve pitched an idea of sending karl to the seven wonders of the world and sky hd channel filmed it. i haven't laughed this hard in a looong time.

karl visits china:

i didn’t think china was like this. i thought this was where they made the ipod. this ain’t the place where they need an ipod. toilet roll first…then the ipod - karl comments on the public toilet system in china.

is he having a laugh? i can’t tell? they’re hard to read - karl comments on the cultural difference in communicating with the chinese people. 

just having a cup of tea. that shouldn’t hurt, should it? - karl comments after a day of ancient chinese martial arts training.

karl visit india:

the eyes have never been so busy – karl arrives in india and experiences a busy indian street.

my insides won’t allow this to happen – karl explains why he can’t use an indian toilet.

karl visits jordan:

some are kissing the wall – people sticking bits of paper in...there’s bits of rubbish in there...there’s junk mail in the wall. it’s a weird one, this wall – karl visits the wailing wall.

i don’t like dancing at weddings, so i’m not going to do it on a dual carriage way - karl in a car full of jordan men.

hi rich, about to go over the border. if you don’t hear from us in four hours, it’s all gone tits up – karl about to cross the palestine border from jordan.

what the f*ck is that?! is that a fag end?! in my belly button?! - karl swims the dead sea and finds rubbish floating about while talking on the phone to ricky. 

i'll post more later. goodness. this is so much fun.