yeah me.

note to self – don’t attempt to bake cookies when you’re premenses. because, this happens. you drop the pan and it falls overboard on the oven door and turns into a crumbling mess. you’re also more likely to burn those bad boys too.

note to self – don’t attempt to sort, organize or pack when you’re premenses. i haven’t been this indecisive since i was packing my suitcase to move to england.

when i look at the floor, i’m constantly saying to myself…so, now what?

note to self -  don’t look in the mirror when you’re premenses and ask where did this tummy came from? it wasn’t here a few days ago.

note to self – don’t drive when you’re premenses because almost every person behind a wheel will at some point do something that never used to piss you off…but at this particular junction does.  

note to self – watch out for coffee tables, countertops and chair legs when you’re premenses because your body and limbs will find a way to make some type of contact. it usually isn’t pretty and will most likely leave a bruise.

oh, and how did i end of (also, apparently can't string a sentence together to save my life) up with 5 UK SIM cards? i’ve only been here 7 months???!?!