my day out with rachel and her sis.

so, it's saturday! that doesn't mean anything to me these days. when you're not working, everyday is saturday. not that i'm complaining, well, maybe i am. i don't know. this not working business is new to me...and i feel a little lost, if i'm honest with myself. sorry, this is a bit of a stream of consciousness. i'm currently watching episode three of the uk version of the office with rachel. we've consumed some wine and now we're onto a shiraz rose. i never knew a rose could be a shiraz. shiraz is my favourite wine, in case you were wondering. anywho, back to the current situation. i'm watching this brilliant television show and it's the part where gareth sets up "an office"..."his office" to conduct an investigation on who in the office downloaded questionable material. anywho...

dave, the pug is by my feet and he's snoring up a storm, but rachel and i don't really care because he's finally settled down for the night. rachel says he's sleeping in my room and for those who know dave, know he snores...(oh no...already told you that...it's the wine) almost like a full-grown man...so while we were at tescos...i picked up some earplugs. smart move. that's the end of my story. exciting stuff, isn't it. are you still reading? why?

back to the office..."gareth is a benny"...what does that mean? i ask rachel and she says she doesn't know. benny could mean bent...she says...and then i ask, but what does "bent" mean...and she says, i don't know....gay? it's soooo hard keeping up with english slang. i'm forever asking.

onto the pictures...of my day with rachel and her sis. although, you're going to have to take my word for that i actually spent the day with rachel and her sis...because i don't have any pictures of them to prove it. hmmm.

we went to the shops in poole and sampled perfume. my next perfume is dolce & gabanna. i've decided. i've worn it all afternoon and i think it blends well with my body chemistry. at least i think so.

i'm not sure, but my spidey senses are telling me NO. nice hair there girlfriend.

i saw this and then i got excited for wintertime.

we saw toy story three and drove home. rachel has a cool car. it's a beamer. it has sixth gear. i've never seen sixth gear before. that is pretty awesome. i'm like, intrigued by that. sixth gear.

also a little mind blowing...you push a button to start the engine.

chris finch in on the office now. he's such a dufus. over and out. ten four on your rubber duckie. i better get off now before i say something silly. ha. too late. nighty night!