Monday, 31 October 2011

when you open a can of whoop-ass, chuck norris jumps out.

today was educational.

in fact, most days usually are.

i was analysing someone's criminal background and i had to ask my co-workers what the conviction, affray meant, to which they replied, it's a massive ruck.

which was then followed by me asking what that meant.

within the description they used the term, fistycuffs and then i said, seriously, what are we five? they laughed and proceeded to look at me like i had three heads.

sometimes i think it's better if i just keep quiet and google the things i don't know.

but then i got to thinking, how threatening does that sound? i mean really.

i'm gonna come at you with my fistycuffs.

my fistycuffs will knock you out.

want a fistycuff sandwich?

how about a fistycuff...TO YOUR FACE?!?!

even if chuck norris were to drop his 'roundhouse kick' and adopt fistycuffs instead...

if chuck norris fistycuffed you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him. 

wow. this post was complete and utter nonsense.

2 comments:

Mom said...

Hayley, your Dad says you can't come back to Canada until you've properly learned all the English lingo...and there will be a test! Guess it's gonna be a while, eh? In the meantime, before you google, he says to just check with him. (I bet he doesn't know what "affray" means either.)

Mom said...

affray: a noisy brawl or quarrel, public fight or riot, breach of the peace.
Webster's New World Dictionary
We can all rest easier tonight!