like two atoms in a molecule inseparably combined.

ma and pa arrive in thirty days.

the 'RENTS arrive in exactly thirty days.

MY PARENTS ARRIVE IN TWENTY-NINE PLUS ONE DAYS.

frig. somebody's excited.

hello carrot, orange and ginger juice. you were yummy.

eggs florentine at bill's. i told the waitress this was my first experience. i told her i was happy to be here. i then told her i was moving to the town in a few weeks time and that i just might become a regular. sometimes i think i can overshare. heck, tell me something i don't know.

hey look, it's adi. i seriously think she's my twin. i have never experienced so many "aha" moments in the span of two hours. oh validation, i like you. not only does she love the smerch (beard + humour = done) but she's introduced me to the bugle. can't wait to hang out again. adi...you're ossssam.

geez. somebody looks tired and somebody needs a haircut. can't decide what to do with the fringe. to grow. to cut. to grow. to cut. oh the decisions. summer's coming. i'm open to suggestions.

DUDE MY PARENTS ARE COMING.