i can only pull off the whimsical, i-don't-care-breezy-beach-hair for so long, folks. i've been riding this low maintenance hair wave for so long and i think its time to address this thing head on. time to shelve the gosh professional, salt of mine spray and save for another beachy vacaa. what painful writing that was. some dreadful metaphor or analogy, or whatever it was...ick.

so, i was thinking this instead:

much better.